GUYS I FOUND IT
I FOUND THE THING
— The Green Sun’s Destruction —
I am my master’s weapon. His soldier in a war of one bullet fired. But when that bullet clears the barrel, it won’t be my finger on the trigger. I’m a facilitator, not an assassin.
The image above is the track art for a song on the Alterniabound album called “Killed by 8r8k Spider!!!!!!!!”. Unlike most of the other art on that album, it appears that Andrew may have quietly commissioned the specific image from Lexxy. Interesting, no?
Among other things, this sparked a bunch of theories way back when that Vriska would steal the light of the Green Sun, destroying it, perhaps to come back to life. But that theory never made any sense! There are a million dead Thieves of Light from sessions throughout Paradox Space, of all races and creeds, and that’s not counting the doomed copies of Vriska! If Vriska’s god-tier Thief of Light powers could have made a single dent in the Sun, then any old ghost could have done the same damage. (AhPoorDogsbody even suggested the doomed Beta!Vriska that fought Jack could do it!) There was no logical reason any iteration of Vriska would be that special, much less that powerful.
Because now, we know that hidden within the cherubs’ lollipop juju exists AURYN, the all powerful wishing-amulet from the Neverending Story: An item absolutely unique in Paradox Space, able to supercharge one’s role abilities and serving as the ultimate cheat code!
In my previous posts, I covered in one how Doc Scratch intentionally engineered Vriska’s death so she would lead Lord English straight to the Alpha session, and in another how as the ultimate cheat code, AURYN happens to be the Ultimate Weapon which Vriska is seeking, and she can likely use its power to come back to life.
And now we know what comes next.
Just as Doc Scratch exploited Spades Slick’s nature to have him kill Snowman, destroying the trolls’ universe… Doc Scratch has arranged things so that Vriska will use AURYN’s power to steal the Green Sun’s Light, causing it to collapse into a Black Hole that tears an enormous BREACH in Paradox Space, spelling reality’s eventual destruction!
There’s so much evidence for this under the cut that I don’t even know what to say anymore. It’s been planned from as far back as Vriska’s introduction.
Okay so a couple days ago someone was complaining about this excellent article and saying that “anyone blown away by a character breaking through a panel deserves to be ridiculed a bit”, and I started this whole long rebuttal to them but then I got bored. Suffice it to say that they missed the…
Let’s talk about this hammer for a second, Fear No Anvil. Don’t remember it? That’s cool, a lot of people wouldn’t. It’s John’s, this I’m sure you’ve have deduced by now. Gifted to him by Davesprite. Dave doesn’t do Hammer’s though, he himself got the code from his denzien Hephaestus. Davesprite put it best by saying it’s a ” TG: really powerful hammer” Simple as that.
So what does this it do? Stops time.
Now I got a real simple question for y’all: Who’s an extremely powerful time player that they need to stop? Take your time, I’ll wait for your answer.
#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me
#fuck #just one year #can I just have one year of peace
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s No
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Go Away
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Fuck Off
Harry Potter and the Goblet of One Fucking Year
Harry Potter and the Order of the What the Hell
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Shit
Harry Potter and the Deathly Damn It
lol poor harry
Maybe the reason basically everyone said no to helping Meenah fight Lord English wasn’t because they didn’t want to help her, but because this team had a certain Prince of Rage who is a strong supporter of Lord English.
Princes “destroy” or “destroy via” their respective aspect. Couldn’t it be possible Kurloz eliminated their rage (and perhaps will to fight) to better Lord English’s chance of annihilating absolutely everything?
It’s probably not the case, but I like to think he had something to do with it.
OK WOW THIS IS AN AMAZING HEADCANON.
Obviously it didn’t work on Meenah for some reason.. I wonder why that is?
Because Meenah was chillin elsewhere while the others were living their afterlives. She was never around for Kurloz to destroy her rage. Hell, Meenah just got there.
And the look at what happened after she and Vriska were around for awhile. They lost the will to fight Lord English.
And Kurloz had been following them so he could take Vriska’s jacket